Past Lessons, Future Theories
Swoon 131 - February 27, 2006 - Old School Special
Spicelab - Quicksand (Rising High)
Plaid - Object Orient (
Warp)
Gescom - Go Sumo (Clear)
Reload - Le Soleil et la Mer (Infonet)
u-ziq - Hector's House (
Rephlex)
Wagon Christ - Throbbing Pouch (Rising High)
Future Sound of London - Lifeforms (
Virgin)
Radiowaves - Radiowaves 8 (Rising High)
Source Experience - Voices of the Spirit (R&S)
Detune - Irradiation (Rising High)
Air Liquide - Ek-Stasis (Sm:)e)
Bola - Krak Jokomo (
Skam)
Sabres of Paradise - Smokebelch II (Sabres of Paradise)
A Guy Called Gerald - Voodoo Ray (exp)
Maurice - This Is Acid (Soul Jazz)
Aphex Twin - Digeridoo (R&S)
Autechre - Piezo (Warp)
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Recent You Tube finds
Orbital - Funny Break (good)
http://www.youtube.com/?v=RZHHqwmq3GMOrbital - The Box (not so good)
http://www.youtube.com/?v=TthygmXimAgOrbital - Waving Not Drowning (homemade! two nutty teenage girls in empty school)
http://www.youtube.com/?v=nfy7BgoxdH0Orbital - Halcyon (homemade mashup of Halcyon and Hackers(?) movie)
http://www.youtube.com/?v=S676Ww2t6K8Orbital - Halycon (the real thing, poor quality)
http://www.youtube.com/?v=NQflXbS2TI0Kate Bush - Experiment IV
http://www.youtube.com/?v=mfUHkiTRjkg
Olympics thoughts
I have been enjoying the Olympics, but it is starting to wane.
What can be duller than men's figure skating, cross-country skiing and bobsled? Not much. Where have all the Kurt Brownings and Scott Hamiltons gone?
I like the medals, even though they look like blank cds. NBC informed me last night that the Winter Olympics has great flexibility in medal design, while the Summer Olympics are nearly the same.
Snowboard cross? Maybe they will add roller derby at the Summer Olympics for balance.
Jeff Bean's simultaneous loss of both skis is the funniest thing I have seen so far. It's only funny because he wasn't hurt. An amazing recovery after a total disaster.
Next funniest was the Italian ice dancers glare competition after a tumble at the end of the first round. The silent treatment that last right up until their final skate was just as good.
CBC's coverage is, as usual, much better than NBC's. Everytime I turn on CBC in the morning they are covering events live. I switch to NBC, and they're talking about Italian food, or worse, fashion.
NBC's sole bright spot is in skiing, where they use computers to show you two racers at the same time and can see how they pull ahead or fall behind. CBC could use that.
Swoon 130 - February 20, 2006
Orbital - Time Becomes (ffrr)
Boy Robot - Invaders of Vanity Clubland (City centre offices)
Elegy - Climatic Calm (New Electronica)
Sieg Uber Sie Sonne - You'll Never Come back (Plaid mix) (Peacefrog)
Coldcut - Everything is Under Control (DJ Kentaro mix) (Ninja Tune)
Philippe Quenum - Lemon (Trapez)
Break 3000 - Lights (My Best Friend)
DSP Speedwagon - What Happened (Trapez)
Marek Bois - You Got Good Ash (Trapez)
Shane Berry - Sigh (Trapez)
Adam Kroll - Godzilla (
Traum)
Daso - Go Upstairs (My Best Friend)
Kaito - Nobody Could Be Alone (Kompakt)
Himiko - Aurora (Haunted)
Crouched Head - CH New Year (
Drip Audio)
James Bernard - Ponder (Rising High)
Static - Spawn (City centre offices)
Sinewave - Todd's Journey Into Temporal Space (Vinylrepublik)
1-Speed Bike - 8 Months Stuck In A Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses (
Broklyn Beats)
Aphex Twin - Start As You Mean To Go On (Warp)
Vitalic - No Fun
Beef Terminal - Avails (
Noise Factory)
Swoon 129 - February 13, 2006
Kaito - Natural Source (
Kompakt)
Funk d'void - Way Up High (Alex Smoke mix) (Soma)
Slok - Lonely child club mix (
SAW)
Fidgital - You Got it goin on (Fidgital)
Bebel Gilberto - Simplesmente (Quango)
Carsick - Fringe Bananas (Drip Audio)
Dominik Eulberg - Harzer Roller (
Traum)
Mufo - Claudia (K2)
Lump - Ho Smut Chop (Rrygular)
Chaton and Numon - Dreaming Surfaces part one (Nummer)
Mikkel Metal - Rain (Kompakt)
Orb - Speicher 33 (Kompakt extra)
Ghislain Poirier - Hamado (
Chocolate Industries)
Ghislain Poirier - Don't Smile, It's Post-Modern (Chocolate Industries)
Ghislain Poirier - Cold As Hell (Chocolate Industries)
Ghislain Poirier - Synthetic Rhythms (Chocolate Industries)
Ghislain Poirier - Refuse To Lose (Chocolate Industries)
Sinewave - Gravity-Vortex Vertigo (
Vinylrepublik)
The Notwist - Neon Golden (Domino)
Kris Tall - Elbe 1 (EMI)
Kaito - Your Brilliant Flowers (Kompakt)
Kate Bush - King of the Mountain (Kick Inside mix) (EMI)
Swoon 128 - February 6, 2006
69 - Rushed (R&S)
AFX - Untitled (Aka .942937) (
Rephlex)
Coldcut - Everything Is Under Control (Solid Groove remix)
(Ninja Tune)Trentemoller - Polar Shift (Poker flat)
Dominik Eulberg - Basstolpel (mute)
Royksopp - What Else is There? (Trentemoller mix) (Wall of Sound)
Hardfloor - Da Revival (Brique Rouge)
The MFA - The Difference it Makes (Superpitcher mix) (Kompakt)
Pryda - Aftermath (Pryda)
Tilt - Seduction of Orpheus (Tilt mix) (hooj)
Funk d'void - Diabla (Heavenly mix) (soma)
Isolee - do re mi (playhouse)
Black Dog - Remote Viewing (Dusted)
Autechre - 902 Quarter (
Warp)
Orb - Cool Harbour (kompakt)
Kenny Larkin - Soul Man (R&S)
2003 UB313, bigger than Pluto, so what is a planet?
The latest study of the small planet
2003 UB313, published today in
Nature, reveals that it is bigger than Pluto, a
team of astronomers says. The team used infrared measurements to determine its size, about 3000 kilometers across, making it significantly larger than Pluto, which measures 2300 kilometers. Infrared measurements at a wavelength of 1200 nm are more sensitive to size than visual light, which depends on knowing a body's color and what percentage of light it is reflecting. 2003 UB313 is so far out its color is very difficult to determine.

All this serves to smash further holes in our definition of a planet. Many researchers currently consider our four rocky inner planets, Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars, and the four outer gas giants, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune to be typical planets. (See them all here.)
Pluto was recently demoted to being a Kuiper Belt Object, which is debris and smaller objects on the outskirts of the solar system. This upset a lot of people, including astronomers. A google search quickly shows the controversy. Astronomers responsible for the demotion claimed Pluto was just the largest and closest object of the Kuiper Belt. 2003 UB313 definitely lives farther out in the thick of the Kuiper Belt. But its large size makes its irritatingly outside of the standard boxes that define planets.
Other problem children include the large gas giants that circle around stars other than our own. These extrasolar planets can be much larger than Jupiter and can orbit much closer than Earth. And where do asteroids fit, such as the asteroid belt in our solar system, which didn't have the mass to become a rocky planet? Then there's brown dwarves, which have just enough mass to glow warmly in infrared light, but certainly not enough to start the fusion that makes a star.
So we have all these oddballs tugging on our definition of planets. The
IAU working group on planets clearly has its work cut out.
Personally, I like
Alan Stern's proposal best (you'll have to scroll way down): have lots of different kinds of planets, like we have for stars. For stars there are main-sequence, white dwarves, brown dwarves, neutron, pulsar, red giants, red dwarves and supergiants. They all have different characteristics, but nobody doubts there are, or were, stars.
For planets, there could be gas giants like Jupiter, rocky ones like Earth, and small outliers like Pluto and 2003 UB313. We just need the nomenclature to define them.
My view: if it can pull itself into a sphere under its own gravity and isn't a star, it's some kind of planet. Unless it's a comet. Rats.